Want to try something new with your hair? Here's an idea.
Take a whole roll of Charmin quilted ultra
toilet paper (the thick stuff) plop it into a bathtub while your mom is filling it with water and distracted by a phone call from a realtor and dad is playing Warcraft, smush it around and
tear it in little chunks until the water is filled with white and the cardboard tube is also floating in several peices. Then turn off the water and
dunk yourself. Make sure you emphasize getting
the pulp into as much of your hair as possible.
Smile and make giggling noises when your mom gets off the phone and goes to check on the bath water. Pose for a cute photo.
Rinse several minutes in the shower. Have your mom
comb it for a half hour with a fine tooth comb to get remaining pulp. Drain the bathtub using a strainer. Have your mom repeat the fine tooth comb routine in the morning before you go to pre school to get the remaining
fluff.
